Sunday, August 23, 2009
Thursday, May 14, 2009
come on, how lazy is my pa. now i'm responsible for giving him baths? i barely have time to bathe myself: 21 hours of sleep, 1 hour of frolicking and birding, 1 hour eating or begging to be fed and 1 hour licking myself. that's a full day. i'm down right exhausted, i might have to sleep for 22 hours tomorrow. i guess i'll just have to cut out the birding.
Monday, March 16, 2009
spring must be getting near, that patch of skin where my testicles used to be is tingling! i don't know if this is in anyway related or not but the woman i live with "shoownaw" has started some sort of crusade against fur. it all started the other day when she started working me over with these medieval devices: apparently they are supposed to help me with my "chedding". then there was yesterday morning when i went into the kibble dispensary and "shoownaw" was working over "chimmy", the man that lives with me by trimming his fur off with scissors and noisy electric scissors. i hope that she doesn't take this any further and try to shave me down as well. keep your fingers crossed, or say a little prayer for me cause i think i would look pretty awkward naked.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
i'm beautiful. that said i prefer not to boast about it; about my super silky coat - so soft it'll make a grown man cry - or my adorable kitty face that's cuter than a thousand baby bunnies or even that myriad number of precious things that i do all day long: the sunshine cat naps, "i'm hungry" leg rubs or lengthy games of chase the string, but i'm forced to call out one of my fellow species after i saw this picture.this cat works at my local pet store. what the hell is going on with this guy? do you see those eyes? orange? whaaaaaat!? i suppose in some martian landscape this guy is cute, or at least useful in terrifying small children; all i'm gonna say is thank goodness there's a forum for people to see cute looking kitties like me. viva la blogjamming with bobby.