clean as a whistle

come on, how lazy is my pa. now i'm responsible for giving him baths? i barely have time to bathe myself: 21 hours of sleep, 1 hour of frolicking and birding, 1 hour eating or begging to be fed and 1 hour licking myself. that's a full day. i'm down right exhausted, i might have to sleep for 22 hours tomorrow. i guess i'll just have to cut out the birding.