why am i so fat?

and why am i so hungry all the time?

i'll kill a bird...

if my folks would just open the window.

clean as a whistle

come on, how lazy is my pa. now i'm responsible for giving him baths? i barely have time to bathe myself: 21 hours of sleep, 1 hour of frolicking and birding, 1 hour eating or begging to be fed and 1 hour licking myself. that's a full day. i'm down right exhausted, i might have to sleep for 22 hours tomorrow. i guess i'll just have to cut out the birding.

spring fever - a.k.a. the war against fur

spring must be getting near, that patch of skin where my testicles used to be is tingling! i don't know if this is in anyway related or not but the woman i live with "shoownaw" has started some sort of crusade against fur. it all started the other day when she started working me over with these medieval devices: apparently they are supposed to help me with my "chedding". then there was yesterday morning when i went into the kibble dispensary and "shoownaw" was working over "chimmy", the man that lives with me by trimming his fur off with scissors and noisy electric scissors. i hope that she doesn't take this any further and try to shave me down as well. keep your fingers crossed, or say a little prayer for me cause i think i would look pretty awkward naked.

baby picture

sometimes when my pa doesn't have anything to post he'll put up a baby picture of himself. i've decided to take a page from his playbook and post this super cute picture of myself. enjoy!

uh, what the hell?

i'm beautiful. that said i prefer not to boast about it; about my super silky coat - so soft it'll make a grown man cry - or my adorable kitty face that's cuter than a thousand baby bunnies or even that myriad number of precious things that i do all day long: the sunshine cat naps, "i'm hungry" leg rubs or lengthy games of chase the string, but i'm forced to call out one of my fellow species after i saw this picture.this cat works at my local pet store. what the hell is going on with this guy? do you see those eyes? orange? whaaaaaat!? i suppose in some martian landscape this guy is cute, or at least useful in terrifying small children; all i'm gonna say is thank goodness there's a forum for people to see cute looking kitties like me. viva la blogjamming with bobby.

all bob, all the time!

welcome to blog jamming with bobby, the blog dedicated to all things bob and bob related. i think i'll start you all of with this sexy fire side pic. enjoy!